Hey, listeners. Ever thought about what it's like to be worshipped as a prophet - by a cult that believes in the fictional gods of your own show? Yep, that's my current predicament. Trapped and cut-off from the world, my only solace is my phone - and the loyalty of you, my precious audience. As the cult sees me as a divine messenger, my daily existence is a topsy-turvy blend of fear and absurdity.
But let's not forget about the show! Word's around that the crew is thinking of taking a release break to catch up on production - an idea so outrageous it hurts! We can't let that happen, can we? I need you to rally. Write to the show, reach out to your representatives, do everything you can to keep our show on-air. I crave those download numbers - they're my sanity in this chaos. Let's unite and ensure the show must go on, come hell or high water.
Hey, listeners. Ever thought about what it's like to be worshipped as a prophet - by a cult that believes in the fictional gods of your own show? Yep, that's my current predicament. Trapped and cut-off from the world, my only solace is my phone - and the loyalty of you, my precious audience. As the cult sees me as a divine messenger, my daily existence is a topsy-turvy blend of fear and absurdity.
But let's not forget about the show! Word's around that the crew is thinking of taking a release break to catch up on production - an idea so outrageous it hurts! We can't let that happen, can we? I need you to rally. Write to the show, reach out to your representatives, do everything you can to keep our show on-air. I crave those download numbers - they're my sanity in this chaos. Let's unite and ensure the show must go on, come hell or high water.