No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
[https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]
Brenna Anderson-Dowd is an American-Canadian voice actor, writer, and producer. When not working on her own show, Care & Feeding of Werewolves, or collaborating with other creators, she's likely playing ttrpg's, participating in history re-creation, reading, or working on a never-ending pile of craft projects. Whatever she's doing, there's probably a cockatiel helping and supervising.
Cameron/Jasper Zoinks (he/him) is an Irish singer, voice actor and TTRPG player based in England. He has performed various roles in Brave New Frontiersman and as Stephen in Tell No Tales.
Lou Sutcliffe (ey/em) is an autistic nonbinary word sorceror from the north west of England, perpetrator of such audiodramas as the Pantaloon Society. By day ey are a data scientist, undisputed monarch of a petty kingdom of spreadsheets. Ey live in Newcastle-upon-Tyne and refuse to leave unless enticed away with the promise of LARP.
Dylan (He/Him) is an Irish TTRPGer who likes to be over the top. Check out his work in Hearthfire Tales, combining Heavy Metal and D&D, and his role in Cut from the Chronicles as a narcissistic gym obsessed elf bro.
Girunduu (he/him) is a Yorkshire-based podcaster, streamer and voice actor. He is best known for his work on Roll for Weird and Shitty Cowboys on the Majestic Goose Network and is also Gastro the Incredible in Cut From The Chronicles.
Writer, creator and occasional voice actor in No Return.
Krissi (she/her) is an American-based podcaster and voice actor. She is part of the actual play podcast Danger Dames and is part of the production team for Omega Star 7 where she is currently portraying Moxie Rebelle.