No Return
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD
No Return
3: The Orillian 2egiment: I Told You, Didn't I?
Original Release Date: 22 Apr 2024
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Jim Tuohy Art
Content Warning ⚠️:
- Foul language
- Peril
- Violence
- Death/Dying
The Guard Commander refuses to explain. The Colonel takes drastic action. Gazi and Von Overton head to the Aventine. The captured boys encounter old 'friends' and 'family'. Sharp has to deal with the political fall out. Gnilfiet confronts Third.
Cpl Deky - Cameron Gergett (Recap played by Luke Scarrow)
Tpr Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan
Tpr Nuori Gazi- Graham Capobianco
Sgt Gavin Fern - Dylan Smith
Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu
Col. Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber
Ang Von Overton - Rachel Pulliam (Recap played by Angela Yih)
Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams
Theras O'Phil- Dr Lou Sutcliffe
Sushila Tommo - Loretta Chang
Dag'r Tommo - Lilly Inverse
Olda Tommo - Anne Marie Lebeau
Violet Marshall Ivanic - Justin Fife
Guard Commander Samael Vine/Third - Kier Zhou
