No Return
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
[https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]
No Return
Mageslayers!
So have a trailer for a new comedy series set in the No Return Universe.
This is a story about heroes. No, that's too much. This is a story about what it takes to make a hero Hang on. Hang on, is she saying she made us Like in her tubby Right? Very good, very spirited, settle down.
Speaker 1:Welcome to Urset Letari, the land of no return. This strange and mysterious realm teeters ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses. But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Boudin, and the nations of Letari achieved a hard one peace, the starving were fed, calamitous war averted, and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty, who chafed at silken shackles of peace, villains who sought power at the expense of the land's very survival.
Speaker 1:These vile ne'er-duels found power in the study of dark magics and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours, forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke to further their selfish hunger for dark, esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of peace that the nations were forced to once again band together, commissioning a fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head on, each a master of their respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose. This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart, for I tell no word of a lie. Shit gets fucked really fast. Mage Slayers, a comedy adventure ensemble written by K Joe and Jack Duncan, coming in your careers in 2024.
