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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou

Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe- all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.

This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:

- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.

- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.

- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.

- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.

- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.

- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.

- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.

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2: The 2teg: Are You Sure You're Not Just Really, Really, Really Ill?!

June 02, 2025 • Season 10 • Episode 2

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Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.

Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou

Lars Xu- Blake White

Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson

Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams

Leda- Lilly Inverse

Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith

Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood

Brother Absalom- Girunduu

Luobo Ironside- James Hart

Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulilam

Dallen Gersia- Daniellelanois

Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair