No Return
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD
No Return
4: Flashback: The Orillian 2egiment: There Is Nothing But Harmony In The Row!
We flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing!
Anan- | Skyler Giordano
Dag'r - | Lilly Inverse
Kova Dagrun- | Kier Zhou
Deky- | Cameron Gergett
Gav- | Dylan Smith
Gazi- | Graham Capobianco
Guildmaster- | Girunduu
Ivanic- | Justin Fife
Jarna - | Daniellelanois
Jinu - | Ren @Ren_Cant
Kane- | Tyler Moody
Kongol- | OneWallChris
Luobo- | James Hart
Mal- | Girunduu
Olda- | Anne Marie Lebeau
OR Guard- | Tyler Moody
Sam - | Kier Zhou
Sendat- | Rae Witte
Sharp- | Kier Zhou
Sushila- | Loretta Chang
Theras- | Dr Lou Sutcliffe
Tommo- | Jack Duncan
Von Overton- | Rachel Pulliam
Colonel Wilifred- | Ed Craggbarber
99 Problems was performed by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore
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