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No Return
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
[https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]
No Return
Friends Of The Show: Storytime with Silas.
Hey all! Welcome to another ‘Friends of the Show’ segment, where I introduce you to some of the incredible work my fellow creators, collaborators, and friends are doing! This week, I’m thrilled to introduce you to Storytime with Silas, a fantastic horror anthology series created by the talented folks over at The Majestic Goose Network. This annual anthology releases spine-chilling episodes weekly during the spooky season.
The Majestic Goose Network is best known for their hilarious and captivating TTRPG exploits, but their talents extend far beyond the gaming table! They’ve been producing this deliciously horrifying audio drama for four years now.
Storytime with Silas is hosted by the unassailable Girunduu (the voice of Csgt Malcolm Rigby and Flavian 'Jaggerz' Jagari in the No Returniverse) and adapted with flair by Danielle Thuen (the voice of Pheatra and Jarna in No Return). It’s all brought to life by the eponymous Silas Lancaster (of Roll for Weird fame). And if you’re a fan of No Return, you’ll hear plenty of familiar voices throughout the anthology—so get your bingo cards ready as you explore the back catalogue!
The episode I’m excited to share with you is The Lighthouse Keepers, a mind-bending exploration of the fragility of reality written by yours truly. I really hope you enjoy it and take the time to discover more of Storytime with Silas and the amazing work coming out of the Majestic Goose Network.
Check out Storytime with Silas today!
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The keeper of an historic lighthouse loses themselves in more than the fog when they discover their predecessor's journal.
"The Lighthouse Keepers" written by Kier Zhou adapted by Danielle Thuen
Cast: Silas Lancaster - Girunduu, Thomas - Jeremy Fair, Jacob - Josh Anderson, Townsperson - E. Ogara, Amelia - Danielle Thuen
Storytime with Silas is an annual horror anthology show that is a part of the Majestic Goose Network. If you enjoy Storytime with Silas or tabletop RPG content head over to our website to check out our other shows.
Patreon: patreon.com/MajesticGoose
Discord: bit.ly/oneshotdiscord
Website: MajesticGoose.com
Twitter: @goosemajestic
Twitch: twitch.tv/MajesticGooseNetwork
Music:
Eternal Moment - Farrell Wooten
You Are Not Alone - Luella Gren
Ambiance by TabletopAudio
