No Return
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
[https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]
No Return
1: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Seeds of Strife
This is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!
We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!
Drakon: Dontae Majors
Ignatius: A J Fidalgo
Aegisa: Daniellelanois
Kerren: Stuart Bullock
Gidia: Gemma Maclean-Mair
Iskra: Ren @Renovershares
Thurkearix: Glenda Villimar
Rael: Cameron Gergett
Hogyn/Fara: Kier Zhou
Coronation Elder 1: Dylan Smith
Coronation Elder 2: Lauren Deakin
Content Warnings:
Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.
Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.
Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.
Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.
Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.
Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.
