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No Return

No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou

Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe- all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.

This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:

- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.

- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.

- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.

- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.

- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.

- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.

- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.

And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:

https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD

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1: Wide-End: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures

September 28, 2025 • Kier Zhou • Season 3 • Episode 1

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The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming.

Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Anzhlo- Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou
Mikkel- Adam Robinson
Sir Casper - Girunduu

Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn- Kier Zhou (Originally Mario Guttadauro)

Captain Ironside- James Hart
Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors
Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams
Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Content Warning ⚠️:

- Foul language
- Peril
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Kidnapping
- Reference to Drug Use