No Return
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe- all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD
No Return
Wide-End Rerelease Announcement!
Hello all!
A little announcement here for ya! Instead of focusing his time and energies on finishing The Fate of Daya, The Orillian Regiment, Anderkant, or The Steg, K. Zhou, master of story and song, has been hard at work reworking one of the few stories he actually fucking finished already.
[Sigh] So… it is my great pleasure to announce that Episode 1 of Wide-End has now been reworked and remastered to get the sound design closer to the quality you have come to expect from the NoReturniverse AAAAAAND to link it in more—[sigh] is this a joke? You want me to actually say this? Fine, fine… [sigh]—to link it in more clearly with the ‘meta plot’ which runs across the NoReturn stories.
Episode 1: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures has released today AAAAAAAAAAAAAND over the next weeks and months additional scenes will be added to the remaining Wide-End episodes too! So look forward to that!
I’ve just been handed a little note here which says… we are also still working on The Fate of Daya, The Orillian Regiment, Anderkant, The Steg, and many other stories, and that I should keep my flippant little trap shut because this is an unpaid volunteer-only production and people should be grateful they are getting anything at all—because this shit is at least 4-star quality and literally free…
Well… go and enjoy the episode, I guess!
