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No Return

No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou

No Return is a darkly comic British fantasy audio drama set in a vast, doomed world of gods, mercenaries, lost cities, political disasters and very bad decisions.

Each story follows flawed people trying to survive a world that is too strange, too old, and too morally messy to make sense of. Expect ensemble chaos, dense worldbuilding, absurd humour, sudden tragedy, and fantasy with teeth.

Start here if you like: morally compromised heroes, big lore, strange comedy, full-cast fantasy, and stories where the joke and the wound are usually the same thing.

But don’t take my word for it…

This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals!

Here’s what listeners are saying:

“A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.”

“The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.”

“Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.”

Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at:

👉 patreon.com/NoReturnAD

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Wide End — Episode 3: Let's See What All The Fuss Is About, Shall We?

October 06, 2025 • Kier Zhou • Season 3 • Episode 3

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Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife.

Content warnings

Strong language
Violence, injury and blood
Death and mortality
Confinement, coercion or torture
Alcohol or drug use

Cast

Anzhlo — Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde — Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde — Kier Zhou
Brucco — Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda — Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn — Kier Zhou
Abbott Liare — Lilly Inverse
Fuzhlo — Dontae Majors
Chura — Abbie Jordan-Tickle
Gnilfeit — Krissi Williams
Semion Quietknife — Dave Hodgson